Folders
2 Notes
From Stray Shadow
While pretending to be just another draftee, I met Evelyn beneath the arena in Ceratree City. She got one taste of my essence and immediately asked to be my... "blood slave."
She's kind of weird, but I like her bubbly positivity and how she talks to her daggers. Fortunately for her, her daggers don't talk back, unlike mine...
From Tropical Hazard
So... Evelyn and Tom are getting along nicely, it seems. Naturally, Octoralis doesn't like this development, having claimed the innocent Vampire for my supposed harem. It's not going to happen!
(Octoralis disagrees.)
The color white, Harry Potter, talking to her possessions, ice cream, crypto currencies (specifically meme coins), and positivity.
Luna Lovegood! She's super sweet and my kind of weird. If she were real... we'd totally be friends! Oh, and I love her hair.
A doggy, of course. I taught her to give me high fives. That's super cool. Her name is Floki, which is my third favorite crypto coin. If I didn't die, I'm sure all the money I borrowed would have earned enough to set me up for life! Well... I guess it did, but I was expecting to live a bit longer...
Dogecoin, obviously! It started it all. Then Shiba Inu, then Floki. I'm totally going to be rich someday. Well . . . I was. Before I died. Can you even buy crypto in heaven?